The Cult of Ron & Brian

The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man is back in the news, a NJ gastroenterologist found out how revealing a marital affair can be, and we talk about what we're watching! There was a shooting spree in Austin, an election day alcohol ban in the Bahamas, and a Tennessee teenager called out a creepy school board member. The Trump Phone may or may not be a thing, the head of US Border Patrol resigned for allegedly soliciting sex workers, and a Mel Gibson appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience led to a spike in ivermectin prescriptions! We discuss Patient Zero on the Hantavirus cruise while learning that the Trump administration got rid of the very office that studies the virus last year. A man threw a rock at an endangered seal in Hawaii, a first grade teacher was arrested for sex with an underage boy, and a Michigan congressional candidate is trying to twerk her way into office!

The women were out of control this week as an Arkansas woman ran a child Fight Club, a DUI Karen was sentenced for killing a motorcyclist, and an Iowa woman drunkenly punched a teenager on a cruise ship! A woman stole from Victoria's Secret to sell on eBay, a Kentucky woman gave her two-year-old a tattoo, and we have an update on the JP Morgan sex slave lawsuit. The Palm Beach Airport is about to be renamed for Trump, Mark Hamill got called out for posted about Trump, and they unveiled a golden statue of Trump at Mar-a-Lago. Kraft releasing a Chicken Ramen flavor of their mac & cheese leads to some reminiscing and we say good bye to Ted Turner! AI got a murder charge overturned in Georgia, a Texas dad killed a carjacker, and we discuss the pros and cons of foreskin reconstruction.

Hotel guests learned how their eggs are made, a former Chick-fil-A employee found a way to make money off of their mac & cheese, and a Chinese restaurant was caught skinning and storing a deer! Spirit Airlines shut down, the JP Morgan sexual harassment lawsuit was a roller coaster ride this week, and the Starbucks CEO defended $9 coffee. A man brought his dead sister to the bank to make a withdrawal, an influencer head-butted a charity worker than didn't want to do it for the 'Gram, and an arsonist gave us one of the all-time mugshots! Ron and Brian did Manhattan, while a Florida Taco Bell worker was overly protective of their soda. Trump removed tariffs on Scottish whiskey after King Charles' visit, John Hinckley talked about security at the Washington Hilton, and $Trump coin cost his followers over $4 billion!

We discuss the shooting at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, a wealthy person who justifies shoplifting from Whole Foods, and an anti-Semitic act at a New York High School. But The Drag Queens Are The Problem shows a number of people committing crimes against kids (none of whom are drag queens), a medical student who paid for school with an AI MAGA influencer he created, and Elizabeth Smart is looking swole! A boy killed a tourist by throwing a statue off of a balcony, an NYC cop won't be charged for killing a man while applying lip gloss, and we review the Netflix Hulk Hogan docuseries.

We use all of the tricks at our disposal to talk about an Amazon worker dying at one of their warehouses, an American YouTuber getting prison time in South Korea, and Trump's AI Jesus photo. Eric Swallwell spent campaign funds on booze and Vegas hotels, a man was sentenced to 438 years for crimes against kids, and a FL doctor has been charged after fatally removing the wrong organ! A Texas mom of 3 has been charged with helping her husband run a prostitution ring. a Florida teacher has been charged with assaulted a special needs student, and NJ Transits fares to scheduled to peak during the World Cup. We also review what we're watching!

We celebrate our 400th episode with voicemails and videos of congratulations as well as a premiere music video from our producer, Matt! Philly is treating food delivery robots exactly how you thought they would, a child died due to parental neglect, and Brian brings on an unfortunate Sponsor of the Week. Trump is still trying to take the Strait, Melania distanced herself from Epstein, and Eric Swalwell is facing accusations of his own! A dad died of cancer thanks to his insurance company, NJ housing prices continue to spike, and a Minnesota man was convicted of eating his own mother. In our But The Drag Queens Are The Problem segment, we still don't have any drag queens, but we do have two policemen, a teacher, and a taekwondo instructor during horrible things to children!

Brian finally reappeared for a special Wednesday night show! We talk about Trump and the war in Iran, Pam Bondi getting fired, and Kristi Noem's husband getting outed. A woman used AI for her campaign photo, the Five Guys CEO handed out bonuses to his employees, and the Gilgo Beach Killer confessed to his crimes. Artemis II circled the moon, there was a stabbing at a Philly Planet Fitness, and a woman who had sex with identical twins may never know who the father of her baby is! A Florida bus driver almost let a bus full of kids get hit by a train, we share our beefs, and we prepare for episode 400!

Brian's back from overseas and telling us about his time in the Red Light District! A quad amputee cornhole player allegedly shot someone to death, a robot dancer slapped a child, and Mike Lindell is getting sued once again. The Gilgo Beach killer is getting close to a plea deal, a cheerleading pioneer died playing pickleball, and Trump's claim of talking to a former president about Iran was debunked. A delivery robot crashed into a bus shelter in Chicago, a girl drowned at a Florida AirBnB, and Polymarket bettors threatened a reporter for reporting the news! A Brooklyn preschool director stole millions from her school, Philly bars can stay open until 4 AM this summer, and we talk about what we're watching!

We become The Cult of Ron & O'Brian for one night to celebrate St. Patty's Day! A MA doctor is on probation for giving himself an exam in his office, a Senate hopeful from Maine is tired of apologizing for his Nazi tattoo, and the war in Iran is still going on! The Pentagon spent millions on steaks and musical instruments, Bansky was outed by Reuters, and Uber is giving women the choice of drivers nationwide. A Jets draft pick tried to use ChatGPT to cover up a murder, a Philly woman was killed in an argument over a hamster, and the Dine & Dash Diva had all of her charges dropped! We discuss what we're watching, talk about the Oscars and the Yazzie's, and prepare for gas prices to continue to go up.

A L.A. man made the ultimate body modification, a 5-year-old was beaten while his scoutmaster vaped, and an Ohio man was arrested for accidentally shooting up a Kroger. Kristi Noem was fired from DHS, Tony Gonzales ended his re-election bid after admitting to an affair with a woman who later set herself on fire, and a TikTok influencer found out the cost of spreading conspiracy theories. We tried to find drag queens harming kids, but instead we found two teachers, a mayor, and a Jan. 6er that were arrested for it! The Iran war is still going on, gas prices are going up, and a former college basketball coach was arrested for human trafficking. We also talk about what we're watching!