The Cult of Ron & Brian

Brian's Late, But The Events Are Current

Brian finally reappeared for a special Wednesday night show! We talk about Trump and the war in Iran, Pam Bondi getting fired, and Kristi Noem's husband getting outed. A woman used AI for her campaign photo, the Five Guys CEO handed out bonuses to his employees, and the Gilgo Beach Killer confessed to his crimes. Artemis II circled the moon, there was a stabbing at a Philly Planet Fitness, and a woman who had sex with identical twins may never know who the father of her baby is! A Florida bus driver almost let a bus full of kids get hit by a train, we share our beefs, and we prepare for episode 400!

Armed (and Unarmed) and Dangerous

Brian's back from overseas and telling us about his time in the Red Light District! A quad amputee cornhole player allegedly shot someone to death, a robot dancer slapped a child, and Mike Lindell is getting sued once again. The Gilgo Beach killer is getting close to a plea deal, a cheerleading pioneer died playing pickleball, and Trump's claim of talking to a former president about Iran was debunked. A delivery robot crashed into a bus shelter in Chicago, a girl drowned at a Florida AirBnB, and Polymarket bettors threatened a reporter for reporting the news! A Brooklyn preschool director stole millions from her school, Philly bars can stay open until 4 AM this summer, and we talk about what we're watching!

St. Patrick's Day Spectacular

We become The Cult of Ron & O'Brian for one night to celebrate St. Patty's Day! A MA doctor is on probation for giving himself an exam in his office, a Senate hopeful from Maine is tired of apologizing for his Nazi tattoo, and the war in Iran is still going on! The Pentagon spent millions on steaks and musical instruments, Bansky was outed by Reuters, and Uber is giving women the choice of drivers nationwide. A Jets draft pick tried to use ChatGPT to cover up a murder, a Philly woman was killed in an argument over a hamster, and the Dine & Dash Diva had all of her charges dropped! We discuss what we're watching, talk about the Oscars and the Yazzie's, and prepare for gas prices to continue to go up.

Don't Cut Off Your Penis

A L.A. man made the ultimate body modification, a 5-year-old was beaten while his scoutmaster vaped, and an Ohio man was arrested for accidentally shooting up a Kroger. Kristi Noem was fired from DHS, Tony Gonzales ended his re-election bid after admitting to an affair with a woman who later set herself on fire, and a TikTok influencer found out the cost of spreading conspiracy theories. We tried to find drag queens harming kids, but instead we found two teachers, a mayor, and a Jan. 6er that were arrested for it! The Iran war is still going on, gas prices are going up, and a former college basketball coach was arrested for human trafficking. We also talk about what we're watching!

We Bombed Iran

Another week, another ill-advised war in another country! We talk about the US/Israel attack on Iran and where we go from here. Mayor Mamdani got a Columbia student released from ICE custody, a witness to an ICE murder died in a car "accident", and a blind refugee died in Buffalo after being released by ICE. Two Trump voters are regretting their vote after one of them was detained by ICE, the McDonald's CEO took the smallest burger bite ever, a Tennessee woman was denied treatment by her hospital, and a Kentucky man had sex with a dead deer. a Texas Whattaburger manager showed he knows how to take care of business, a Florida man survived being trapped in quicksand, and a father/daughter combo is facing jail time for beating up a 2nd grade coach and his wife!

I Love The Smell Of Fresh-Brewed Undies In The Morning

If you're a small-town mayor, maybe don't sniff a teenager's dirty panties. If you're a hotel guest, maybe don't wash your dirty undies in the coffee maker in your room. We discuss the Olympics and the USA's gold medals in men's and women's hockey. Canada may have lost, but they were able to start drinking at 6 AM thanks to Doug Ford. We had a mass shooting at a hockey game in Rhode Island, a woman shot her daughter and herself, and Brian talks about a frustrating visit to the Verizon store. A woman left her dog at an airport in Las Vegas and we bid farewell to those we lost this week in Celebrity Obits!

Ron Comes In Threes

We celebrate our three-peat Podcast Champion, Ron! In addition to the results of the Super Bowl bet, we discuss the Super Bowl Halftime Show(s) and commercials. A man had discharge issues for two years before getting help, an Australian man was almost beat to death by a kangaroo, and a Texas man shot his daughter to death and someone avoided getting charged! An HGTV star and a reality star lost work due to racism, a food influencer died after eating deadly seafood, and a conservative Colombian politician is now finding out how bad ICE can be after her son was detained in the US. We also talk about the death of James Van Der Beek and why his family needs a GoFundMe.

A Conversation with Keith Caputo

We discuss our Super Bowl bet, a West Virginia librarian that used TikTok to try and find an assassin, and an Olive Garden cook that didn't practice safe fryer usage. However, the main event of this episode is our conversation with the inimitable Keith Caputo!

The Great Debate

It's time for that hallowed annual tradition - the Podcast Championship Debate! Moderator Marty is back to challenge both Ron and Brian in a tense back and forth to determine the future of the show...and the world!

Snow Is Bad, But ICE Will Kill You

Way too many ICE stories again this week: they let an alleged jewel thief out of the country, an ICE agent pleaded guilty to SA'ing a detainee, they flew a couple of toddlers to Texas, and executed yet another American in the streets of Minnesota. We also discuss our upcoming debate, the results of this weekend's football games, and compare social media clout. A snow plow driver did a little bit of cocaine before getting into an accident, a father confronts a lawyer who allegedly filmed his daughter, and we talk about people being bad in Florida and Pittsburgh!