The Cult of Ron & Brian

Video Killed The Podcast Star

Burnt biscuits led to a shooting at a Charlotte Popeye's, Oklahoma schools are going to teach election denial, and a Rhode Island man bought a one-of-a-kind watch. The DHS might be going full Running Man, a MTA cleaner got in trouble for an unapproved work transaction, and we check out the Fun With Feet website! We also review what we've been watching and give you our recommendations!

The Cult of Ron & Brian

It's time for a re-brand, and we welcome all of our followers! We read about the happiest cities in the world, how the Kool-Aid Challenge is tearing apart Staten Island, and a missing Wisconsin mom that was found after re-starting her life over 60 years ago. We've got a new Pope, the same nonsense from Trump, and an intense discussion about pizza! Two Trump voters are upset now that their son might be deported, a Pirates employee broke out his belt for some ballpark justice, and we have a number of stories in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem. Do the work - because the work is so important!

The Delco Deuce Dropper

It's not every week that someone poops on another person's car, so you know we had to cover it in detail! A man won the lottery in Kentucky and then got arrested in Florida, we learn about the unique way that Chris Burrous died, and we get a sneak peak at The Ron & AI Brian Podcast. Texas is trying to keep litter boxes out of schools, a woman called a 5-year-old the n-word and is making bank off of it, and an Arizona bar showed they haven't forgotten 9/11! We promote Blackstone grills, trash Newark airport, tell college underage drinking stories, and talk about what we're watching!

Everything Is Awful (And Not Getting Better)

A man failed at climbing Mt. Fuji (twice), a Southwest flyer pooped in her seat, and Delta passengers had to raise the roof! Trump pardoned a Nevada politician for stealing money to honor a fallen police officer, while also tipping Canada's elections in favor of the Liberal Party. Marcus Lemonis is having a hissy fit over his big flags, we could have a major breakthrough in cancer treatment (if the doctor in charge wasn't detained by ICE), and a former Disney employee gets jail time for hacking their menus! We tell you what we're watching and Brian reads an angry letter from a former listener.

We Tried Our Best

We fight through a number of technical difficulties to bring you Episode 350! Wendy's caught heat for roasting Katy Perry, some missionaries got cholera from holy water, and an OnlyFans model got in trouble for using a grocery store as her personal toilet. Mike Leach had a unique idea to get a first down, two Upstate NY brothers were arrested for two very different yet disgusting sex crimes, and a Catholic Hospital has found the one time when they don't want a fetus to be considered a person! Mickey Rourke got kicked out of the Big Brother UK house, Haley Joel Osment apologized for using antisemitic slurs, Joe Rogan wants the r-word to make a comeback, and the drummer for New Pornographers turned out to be into children. We say goodbye to Pope Francis, tell you what we're watching, and give you another segment in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem!

Day Drinking Gone Wrong

Brian may have had one too many during the day, but the show must go on! Some Philly pallbearers fell into a grave, KTLA had an unfortunate Twitter incident, and there was some disturbing sex on a NYC subway. Trump wants a military parade for his birthday, China trolled the US over tariffs, and a NY man tried to use an AI lawyer to represent him! Coachella is hell on Earth, the wife of Weezer's bass player got shot, and we discuss the Dominican Republic nightclub tragedy. We have more stories in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem, and Brian answers a Reddit AITA question!

Finally A New Show!

After a two-week hiatus, the boys are back! A mayor accidentally sent an inappropriate video to a colleague, a NJ town added a gangster to their city council, and Ron talks about his jury duty experience! Tariffs are all the rage while the stock market burns. Daniel Tosh was in NYC and Philly, and we were there to see it! We also give you a full rundown of what we're watching.

Back in the UK

Brian is across the pond again, but the show must go on! A mass murderer killed his wife during a conjugal visit, two teens peed in a hot pot, and we find out how important your poop schedule is! Speaking of poop, someone smeared it all over a Wayne Gretsky statue, Klarna is partnering with DoorDash to put Americans further into debt, and a Chicago man had a $400K win voided by BetMGM! An Indiana mom beat up her son's bully, a USPS working stole checks from the mail to go to strip clubs, and the Tesla Cybertruck recall wasn't the worst thing about Elon Musk this week.

Ron & Brian Take Broadway

The boys saw the revival of Glengarry Glen Ross on Broadway, and they've got stories to tell! A mukbang influencer died, people are eating packing peanuts, and Ron tackles the NY Times news quiz. The Dept. of Education fired 1300 employees, Canada could ban PornHub as part of the tariff war, and we talk about what we're watching! Gen Z spills on how they rip off their employers, the client list of a high-end brothel in MA was released, and a funeral home worker got one last bit of justice on a sex offender she was embalming.

Dictators Love Ron

We read telegrams from bloodthirsty dictators around the world celebrating Ron on his birthday! We also discuss a Florida substitute teacher that had students beat up on each other, Texas advising parents not to have measles parties, and a stepdad using a unique anatomical defense against his conviction for child molestation. A South Carolina man met his end by firing squad, Texas middle schoolers shared a needle for some self-made tattoos, and we tell you what we're watching! Texas pays more in payday lender fees than the rest of the country, but their Lt. Governor is worried about renaming the New York Strip steak, and we provide an update on the death of Gene Hackman!