The Ron and Brian Podcast

TikTokToe

TikTok was banned (well, for 12 hours) and we discuss how we survived! We've got MRI butt plugs, a falconer with a prosthetic penis, along with the results of the NFL Divisional Games! There's a cease fire between Israel and Hamas, Trump is getting inaugurated, and we mourn the loss of David Lynch and Mr. Baseball. A couple is doing time for abusing their adopted children and a NJ teacher is facing prison time for having a baby with her 13-year-old student!

We Didn't Start The Fire

It's been a hectic week in the US between the L.A. wildfires, Trump wanting to take over the Panama Canal & Greenland, and the pending TikTok ban. Brooke Shields got an unwanted extra from her plastic surgeon, a local sports reporter got busted peeping at Rihanna, and the naughty UK prison guard got sentenced! Rudy Giuliani caught two contempt charges, people are moving out of states where abortion is banned, and we interview our 2024 Death Pool champion. Ron also tests Brian's knowledge on Charity Buzz!

New Year, New Deaths, New Predictions

Join us for our first episode of 2025! An airline passenger got pissed off over being pissed on, a teenage poisoned her rival's goat, and we tell you what we're watching. We review our 2024 predictions and tell you what we think will be happening in the coming year. We announce the winner of the 2024 Death Pool and discuss who the favorites for this year's pool are!

See You Next Year!

It's our last episode of 2024, and we give you a full update on Luigi Mangione! A clown college student gets prison time for a golden gun, a Washington politician is accused of using her position inappropriately, and a man may spend Christmas in prison in Dubai for a Google review. A former NYPD Chief is investigated for a sex-for-overtime scandal, a grandmother was killed by her Sleep Number bed, and we say goodbye to The Amazing Kreskin and Rickey Henderson!

Deny. Defend. Depose.

The biggest story of the week was the assassination of the UnitedHealthcare CEO, and we give you the full rundown! Brian's happy with an airline's new rule on carry-ons, two Florida inmates made a baby without every meeting, and we give our opinions on the gig economy. Yoav Gallant was protected by the NYPD, the Hawk Tuah girl might be in trouble with the SEC, and we talk about the Girls Gone Wild docuseries and more in What Are You Watching!

Don't F That Turkey

We've got stories from our Thanksgiving holidays, along with some folks that burned their mansion down by frying a turkey and old video of people being inappropriate with a Butterball! We talk about the Israel cease fire, a woman exposed for anti-Semitism at a pro-Israel rally, and a review of everything we're watching.

Venmo & Vets

As we prepare for the Thanksgiving holiday, we discuss blowback over John Stamos' bald cap, Georgia getting rid of everyone on their Maternal Mortality Board, and the Costco guys got a huge pop at AEW! Matt Gaetz may have paid a lot of underaged women for sex, a Russian ballet dancer who criticized Putin had a terrible fall, and Walmart & Lowes may be raising prices due to Trump's tariffs. We talk about what we're watching and we also visit But The Drag Queens Are The Problem!

Mike Tyson's Ass & A Bag Of Chips

We give you the rundown on what we've been watching - the biggest show being the Mike Tyson - Jake Paul fight! A man faked his death to get away from his family, Costco recalled butter for the dumbest of reasons, and we share our NFL Picks of the Week. Trump starting picking his Cabinet, The Onion bought InfoWars, and a Philly man stole a forklift and gave us a legendary mugshot!

Welcome to the End Times

Tuesday was Election Day, and we have an intensive breakdown of all the elections results! We discuss the road our country is on as we prepare for the downfall of America and civilization in general. It's not all politics, as we also discuss the Colorado Penis Mural, North Korean soldiers getting hooked on porn, and a cyclist who got billed by the very ambulance that ran him over! We also say goodbye to Quincy Jones and Tony Todd, and talk about how Iran tried to get rid of Donald Trump.

Death to Peanut

The state of New York decided that Peanut the Squirrel needed to die, an elderly man was scammed out of $1 million by someone posing as a WWE Superstar, and a husband caught his wife cheating...with his own brother! Jason Kelce smashed a phone, a Dodgers fan blew off his fingers, and we discuss the most rat infested cities in the US. A couple of influencers died for the 'Gram, a NY woman is facing hate crime charges for pepper spraying her Uber driver, and we've got our NFL Locks of the Week! Election Day is this week, and conspiracy theories are at play, which leads to a discussion of literacy in America.