The Ron and Brian Podcast

Death to Peanut

The state of New York decided that Peanut the Squirrel needed to die, an elderly man was scammed out of $1 million by someone posing as a WWE Superstar, and a husband caught his wife cheating...with his own brother! Jason Kelce smashed a phone, a Dodgers fan blew off his fingers, and we discuss the most rat infested cities in the US. A couple of influencers died for the 'Gram, a NY woman is facing hate crime charges for pepper spraying her Uber driver, and we've got our NFL Locks of the Week! Election Day is this week, and conspiracy theories are at play, which leads to a discussion of literacy in America.

Ejaculating Dolphins

This week, we've got sex-starved dolphins, a pending pardon for the Menendez brothers, and Rudy Giuliani is losing most of his stuff! A woman went overboard for Taylor Swift, a Kentucky politician drove his tractor into a pool, and a teenage Walmart employee was killed in a tragic workplace accident. Brian attended the NY Liberty parade, we have a follow up on the Ravens fan who went looking for a fight, and we tell you what we're watching! In our "But The Drag Queens Are The Problem" segment, we have a teacher, a baseball coach, a principal, and a church leader all behaving badly, but still no drag queens.

Back In The New York Yankees Groove

The Yankees are back in the World Series, and Ron & Brian are here for it! A teacher and a cop moonlighted as pimps, a TikTokker was confused by the Greek flag, and Trump used a McDonald's for a photo op. A school bus driver let a 7-year-old drive, a Christian school staffer paid students to film porn, and a correction officer groomed an inmate! A farewell card led to a lawsuit, robot vacuums are being hacked, and should tuna be allowed on a plane? We lost Liam Payne and a Hamas leader (not in the same incident), a Ravens fan behaved badly, and the WNBA is set to lose $40 million!

Rock You Like A Hurricane

Hurricanes are so hot right now! We discuss the impact of Helene and Milton, and talk about a Tennessee factory that may have put profits ahead of its employees' lives. A man is going to prison for cloning a super-sheep, sex offenders in Missouri no longer need to put out "No Candy" signs at Halloween, and we discuss the legacy of Ronald Reagan and Jimmy Carter! A woman was eaten by a shark while on vacation in Thailand, a mayor in Mexico lost his head 6 days into his term, and a doctor tried to kill his mom's partner. 60 Minutes trolled Donald Trump, Elon Musk licked Trump's boots, and we try to figure out what Joker 2 is all about! We have more teachers behaving badly with students, a Minnesota mom abusing multiple young boys, and Brian is once again heading abroad! 

Piss Bandit

Some artists work with paint, some with clay - this week we talk about a brave soul who uses human urine to speak about society. A Kensington boy found out you shouldn't bring a toy gun to a real gun party, a Trump supporter paid $4K to break a Taylor Swift guitar, and there was a fake Crumbl Cookies pop-up in Australia! We've got stories in But The Drag Queens Are The Problems and F Around And Find Out, we talk about what we're watching, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week. We saw Dave Hill at the Soho Playhouse, we discuss the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, and Brian is still sick!

Suicide Pods

A US woman uses a machine to help unalive herself, a woman gets arrested trying to sneak her kids into Disney, and a woman was concerned about her sweaty son, who was hiding a dying woman in his RV! We give you our NFL Locks of the Week, discuss what we're watching, and we've got another amazing story from Ron's local Facebook page. Brian has questions about Hezbollah and Hurricane Helene, Ryan Routh's son has some legal problems of his own, and we talk about our trip to AEW Grand Slam!

Exploding Pagers and Facebook Anger

We're fascinated by this week's exploding pager story and give you the full breakdown! P. Diddy was arrested, Mark Robinson's disturbing comment history came to light, and Mike Lindell was more disturbing that usual. A Florida sheriff accidentally killed his girlfriend, a Kentucky sheriff purposely killed a judge, and hot weather killed a man running in a Disney marathon! A Georgia woman died as a result of the state's abortion ban, we give you our NFL Locks of the Week, and Ron shares an argument from his local Facebook page.

They're Dining On Dogs & Cats

It's been quite the week in politics, between the Presidential Debate and someone else trying to take a shot at Trump. The Haitians allegedly are eating pets and you can't sent Jimmy to school without fear of him being operated on! Dave Grohl had an affair and fathered a child, a Colorado city councilman shot a teen trying to take photos, and a State Senator injured her chief of staff during forced sex acts. We give you our NFL Locks of the Week, an Arizona couple spent a lot of money trying to get back into an exclusive Disney club, and a man is wanted for lewd behavior in New Jersey!

Chase Glitches & Sexy Bitches

People took advantage of a Chase ATM glitch, which actually ended up being a federal crime! A Florida doctor killed a patient by removing the wrong organ and a Florida State fan made a really bad wager on their football team. A man is pooping on porches in Louisville, a Wells Fargo employee died at her desk and wasn't found for almost half a week, and Ilona Maher is on the cover of the SI swimsuit edition! Animal sacrifices are up in Queens, a fat cat from Russia made the news, and we discuss the fake Kamala Harris-Philadelphia Eagles ads. A Philly couple decided to drive their car into the river (but make it sexy), NFL Locks of the Week are back, and we tell you what we're watching!

Unlimited Riblets and Entertainment

A woman went to jail for breaking the Applebee's All-You-Can-Eat code, a man had an unwelcome encounter with a snake on the toilet, and a man was kicked off of a plane for a bloody scalp! We have follow up stories on the brother jailed in Dubai and Disney trying to get a wrongful death case thrown out, we discuss Ron's visit to NYC this past weekend, and we've got film reviews for Hollywood Shuffle and Longlegs. George Santos pled guilty, a gay couple got beat up at Shake Shack, a judge had sex with his baliffs, and Ron saw the boss!