The Ron and Brian Podcast

We Tried Our Best

We fight through a number of technical difficulties to bring you Episode 350! Wendy's caught heat for roasting Katy Perry, some missionaries got cholera from holy water, and an OnlyFans model got in trouble for using a grocery store as her personal toilet. Mike Leach had a unique idea to get a first down, two Upstate NY brothers were arrested for two very different yet disgusting sex crimes, and a Catholic Hospital has found the one time when they don't want a fetus to be considered a person! Mickey Rourke got kicked out of the Big Brother UK house, Haley Joel Osment apologized for using antisemitic slurs, Joe Rogan wants the r-word to make a comeback, and the drummer for New Pornographers turned out to be into children. We say goodbye to Pope Francis, tell you what we're watching, and give you another segment in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem!

Day Drinking Gone Wrong

Brian may have had one too many during the day, but the show must go on! Some Philly pallbearers fell into a grave, KTLA had an unfortunate Twitter incident, and there was some disturbing sex on a NYC subway. Trump wants a military parade for his birthday, China trolled the US over tariffs, and a NY man tried to use an AI lawyer to represent him! Coachella is hell on Earth, the wife of Weezer's bass player got shot, and we discuss the Dominican Republic nightclub tragedy. We have more stories in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem, and Brian answers a Reddit AITA question!

Finally A New Show!

After a two-week hiatus, the boys are back! A mayor accidentally sent an inappropriate video to a colleague, a NJ town added a gangster to their city council, and Ron talks about his jury duty experience! Tariffs are all the rage while the stock market burns. Daniel Tosh was in NYC and Philly, and we were there to see it! We also give you a full rundown of what we're watching.

Back in the UK

Brian is across the pond again, but the show must go on! A mass murderer killed his wife during a conjugal visit, two teens peed in a hot pot, and we find out how important your poop schedule is! Speaking of poop, someone smeared it all over a Wayne Gretsky statue, Klarna is partnering with DoorDash to put Americans further into debt, and a Chicago man had a $400K win voided by BetMGM! An Indiana mom beat up her son's bully, a USPS working stole checks from the mail to go to strip clubs, and the Tesla Cybertruck recall wasn't the worst thing about Elon Musk this week.

Ron & Brian Take Broadway

The boys saw the revival of Glengarry Glen Ross on Broadway, and they've got stories to tell! A mukbang influencer died, people are eating packing peanuts, and Ron tackles the NY Times news quiz. The Dept. of Education fired 1300 employees, Canada could ban PornHub as part of the tariff war, and we talk about what we're watching! Gen Z spills on how they rip off their employers, the client list of a high-end brothel in MA was released, and a funeral home worker got one last bit of justice on a sex offender she was embalming.

Dictators Love Ron

We read telegrams from bloodthirsty dictators around the world celebrating Ron on his birthday! We also discuss a Florida substitute teacher that had students beat up on each other, Texas advising parents not to have measles parties, and a stepdad using a unique anatomical defense against his conviction for child molestation. A South Carolina man met his end by firing squad, Texas middle schoolers shared a needle for some self-made tattoos, and we tell you what we're watching! Texas pays more in payday lender fees than the rest of the country, but their Lt. Governor is worried about renaming the New York Strip steak, and we provide an update on the death of Gene Hackman!

Dumb Ways To Die

We talk about a variety of deaths this week, from a medical emergency in the air to a dad running over his son with farm equipment to measles! There were a number of celebrity deaths as well, and we do our best to eulogize each of them. Tiffany Henyard lost her mayoral primary, teens are dropping are fryers on their feet for social clout, and a Michigan Forest Service worker that voted for Trump found out that he may not have been looking out for her best interests! Trump is interested in anyone willing to pay $5 million for a citizenship Gold Card, Ron tackles a news quiz, and we again try to find drag queens harming children (and fail again).

America's Favorites

We discuss the rash of recent plane crashes while also talking plane etiquette. A woman lost her hands trying to get a shark selfie, a 10-year-old nearly paralyzed himself while making a grilled cheese, and we watch video of the Mississippi Lt. Governor collapsing on the Senate floor! Kanye West says he's no longer a Nazi, Taco Bell is offering weddings, and the Yankees make 2 big changes heading into the 2025 season. A boy died by injecting himself with a butterfly, a girl died trying to squat 600 pounds, and a TN serial killer got another life sentence! We talk about what we're watching and we also have three more stories from our But The Drag Queens Are The Problem files!

All Hail The Podcast King!

The Super Bowl as come and gone, and Ron is still your podcast champion! We talk about the game and the championship parade, and we make our early predictions for next year! Bird flu is getting so hot right now, Uncle O'Grimacey is back, and a man strangled his mom because she liked to hook up with a lot of men. A number of Trump followers are finding out how his presidency is negatively impacting their lives, we hope for an asteroid collision in 2032, and a woman is suing Hulk Hogan after getting hit in the head with a can of Real American beer! Kanye West continues to make bad decision, Eric Adams is getting a pass thanks to Trump's DOJ, and JD Vance's 12-year-old cousin is being left off of a transplant list because she isn't vaccinated.

Frozen Pavement Penis

A Canadian man had an unfortunate interaction with the cold ground, an Iowa man got in trouble for using his homemade bar codes at Walmart, and a UK woman was arrested for an offensive bumper sticker! A man lost his legs because he burned his thumb, a man died for choosing rent over medication, and a white kid got away with attempted murder. Ask Brian addresses a Dear Abby question, we talk about what we're watching, and we do our Super Bowl prop bets! We also talk about a New York woman who's been living her best life in Pakistan!