The Ron and Brian Podcast

Deny. Defend. Depose.

The biggest story of the week was the assassination of the UnitedHealthcare CEO, and we give you the full rundown! Brian's happy with an airline's new rule on carry-ons, two Florida inmates made a baby without every meeting, and we give our opinions on the gig economy. Yoav Gallant was protected by the NYPD, the Hawk Tuah girl might be in trouble with the SEC, and we talk about the Girls Gone Wild docuseries and more in What Are You Watching!

Don't F That Turkey

We've got stories from our Thanksgiving holidays, along with some folks that burned their mansion down by frying a turkey and old video of people being inappropriate with a Butterball! We talk about the Israel cease fire, a woman exposed for anti-Semitism at a pro-Israel rally, and a review of everything we're watching.

Venmo & Vets

As we prepare for the Thanksgiving holiday, we discuss blowback over John Stamos' bald cap, Georgia getting rid of everyone on their Maternal Mortality Board, and the Costco guys got a huge pop at AEW! Matt Gaetz may have paid a lot of underaged women for sex, a Russian ballet dancer who criticized Putin had a terrible fall, and Walmart & Lowes may be raising prices due to Trump's tariffs. We talk about what we're watching and we also visit But The Drag Queens Are The Problem!

Mike Tyson's Ass & A Bag Of Chips

We give you the rundown on what we've been watching - the biggest show being the Mike Tyson - Jake Paul fight! A man faked his death to get away from his family, Costco recalled butter for the dumbest of reasons, and we share our NFL Picks of the Week. Trump starting picking his Cabinet, The Onion bought InfoWars, and a Philly man stole a forklift and gave us a legendary mugshot!

Welcome to the End Times

Tuesday was Election Day, and we have an intensive breakdown of all the elections results! We discuss the road our country is on as we prepare for the downfall of America and civilization in general. It's not all politics, as we also discuss the Colorado Penis Mural, North Korean soldiers getting hooked on porn, and a cyclist who got billed by the very ambulance that ran him over! We also say goodbye to Quincy Jones and Tony Todd, and talk about how Iran tried to get rid of Donald Trump.

Death to Peanut

The state of New York decided that Peanut the Squirrel needed to die, an elderly man was scammed out of $1 million by someone posing as a WWE Superstar, and a husband caught his wife cheating...with his own brother! Jason Kelce smashed a phone, a Dodgers fan blew off his fingers, and we discuss the most rat infested cities in the US. A couple of influencers died for the 'Gram, a NY woman is facing hate crime charges for pepper spraying her Uber driver, and we've got our NFL Locks of the Week! Election Day is this week, and conspiracy theories are at play, which leads to a discussion of literacy in America.

Ejaculating Dolphins

This week, we've got sex-starved dolphins, a pending pardon for the Menendez brothers, and Rudy Giuliani is losing most of his stuff! A woman went overboard for Taylor Swift, a Kentucky politician drove his tractor into a pool, and a teenage Walmart employee was killed in a tragic workplace accident. Brian attended the NY Liberty parade, we have a follow up on the Ravens fan who went looking for a fight, and we tell you what we're watching! In our "But The Drag Queens Are The Problem" segment, we have a teacher, a baseball coach, a principal, and a church leader all behaving badly, but still no drag queens.

Back In The New York Yankees Groove

The Yankees are back in the World Series, and Ron & Brian are here for it! A teacher and a cop moonlighted as pimps, a TikTokker was confused by the Greek flag, and Trump used a McDonald's for a photo op. A school bus driver let a 7-year-old drive, a Christian school staffer paid students to film porn, and a correction officer groomed an inmate! A farewell card led to a lawsuit, robot vacuums are being hacked, and should tuna be allowed on a plane? We lost Liam Payne and a Hamas leader (not in the same incident), a Ravens fan behaved badly, and the WNBA is set to lose $40 million!

Rock You Like A Hurricane

Hurricanes are so hot right now! We discuss the impact of Helene and Milton, and talk about a Tennessee factory that may have put profits ahead of its employees' lives. A man is going to prison for cloning a super-sheep, sex offenders in Missouri no longer need to put out "No Candy" signs at Halloween, and we discuss the legacy of Ronald Reagan and Jimmy Carter! A woman was eaten by a shark while on vacation in Thailand, a mayor in Mexico lost his head 6 days into his term, and a doctor tried to kill his mom's partner. 60 Minutes trolled Donald Trump, Elon Musk licked Trump's boots, and we try to figure out what Joker 2 is all about! We have more teachers behaving badly with students, a Minnesota mom abusing multiple young boys, and Brian is once again heading abroad! 

Piss Bandit

Some artists work with paint, some with clay - this week we talk about a brave soul who uses human urine to speak about society. A Kensington boy found out you shouldn't bring a toy gun to a real gun party, a Trump supporter paid $4K to break a Taylor Swift guitar, and there was a fake Crumbl Cookies pop-up in Australia! We've got stories in But The Drag Queens Are The Problems and F Around And Find Out, we talk about what we're watching, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week. We saw Dave Hill at the Soho Playhouse, we discuss the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, and Brian is still sick!