The Ron and Brian Podcast

Crime and Punishment

We visit the Ron & Brian Crime Blotter this week, where it was a rough time for toddlers, a man allegedly stabbed his mom to death, and a Moms for Liberty school board member was arrested for stealing from Target. A Russian serial killer was paroled to fight against Ukraine, a Missouri teacher was inappropriate with a student, and we speak with William, Esq. to break down his win in the 2023 Death Pool.

Death, Documents & Predictions

It's a new year and time for our predictions for 2024 and to look back at what we got right last year! A man took a dip in a Bass Pro Shop aquarium, a pastor tried to deep-fry one of his wife's co-workers, and Katt Williams dropped the interview of the year in Club Shay Shay. We give a breakdown of the Epstein document dump as well as our 2024 Death Pool!

Ron & Brian Start A Cult

It's our final show of 2023, and we're starting our own cult! We also talk about what we're watching, the joy of international travel, and what we did during the holidays. A man blamed his DUI on the Jets, a Wisconsin University Chancellor was fired for loving his wife (literally), and there's still time for you to enter the 2024 Ron & Brian Death Pool!

Ron Shows A Sex Tape

A former Senate staffer made a sex tape in a Senate Judiciary room, and Ron felt it was appropriate to share a clip with you! To no one's surprise, a study showed that companies used inflation as an excuse to make record profits, a Turkish lawmaker gets struck down in an ironic way, and the Florida GOP finally decides that there is something wrong enough to suspend one of their members for. A chef is selling a killer concoction, the Texas abortion case continues to show how it's not about life and all about controlling women, and a San Francisco CEO allegedly made one of his employees sign a Slave Contract. But the Drag Queens Are The Problem tells the tale of two teachers and a former cop that abused children, we talk about our New Year's Eve Plans, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week! We also talk about what we're watching and when you can sign up for the 2024 Death Pool!

The Beer Hunter

We take some tax tips from Hunter Biden, discuss Taylor Swift being announced as Time's Person of the Year, and bid farewell to Kevin McCarthy. But The Drag Queens Are The Problem is back, and once again, there are no drag queens! However, there are a school bus driver and a youth pastor that abused children. Jamie Spears had a leg removed, checkout donations cause anxiety, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week! On the spicy side of things, Rep. Nancy Mace allegedly talked about her sex life in front of her employees and an OK Sheriff got in a fight in a sex shop.

Kissinger: Finally Dead

We review a number of celebrity obits this week - none more widely celebrated than Henry Kissinger. George Santos was kicked out of Congress, Ronaldo is facing a lawsuit over NFTs, and Brian brings back some retro merch! In our But The Drag Queens Are The Problem segment, we find out about a military recruiter stalking an underage girl, a molesting priest, a former Pentagon official arrested for solicitation, and a woman pretending to be a young girl so she could have sex with boys. We also discuss what we're watching and give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

Black Friday Shopping & Shanking

In the spirit of the holidays, Ron shares his Black Friday shopping adventures! Florida continues to entertain, with a man being arrested for pooping on a possum and a women getting arrested for calling the cops about her stolen drugs. But The Drag Queens Are The Problem has stories about two teachers, a priest, and an NBA player, but shockingly, no drag queens! Hall is upset with Oates, Derek Chauvin got some prison justice, and Brian gives us his thoughts on Dolly Parton's halftime show. A Houston attorney was arrested for smuggling drugs into jail, a man beat his nursing home neighbor to deal over a washing machine, and Ron Jeremy is being released from prison! All this along with our NFL Locks of the Week and a discussion of Use By Dates!

Santos and Sex Crimes

We may be getting ready for Thanksgiving, but this episode's no turkey! Brian is exciting for alcohol delivery in New Jersey, while Ron tells the story of a California middle schooler with some unfortunate eye makeup at a high school football game. The ethics report on George Santos revealed what he spent campaign funds on, we tell you what we're watching, and we've got stories of teachers and cops being inappropriate with kids in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem! We also give you our NFL Locks of the Week and prep you for the championship belt debate leading up to the Super Bowl!

Syphilis & Sex Offenders

Election Day came and went, syphilis is on the rise, and Blake Martinez had to give up his dream of selling Pokemon cards to return to the NFL. In our But The Drag Queens Are The Problem segment, we talk about three teachers and a child psychiatrist doing things they shouldn't! We also discuss what we're watching and give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

Ron’s Back

Ron returns from his vacation, and he's got stories! We also discuss a man who was fatally poisoned over a fake $30 million inheritance, a man getting paid for being jailed while exercising his first amendment rights, and our NFL Locks of the Week! The National Association of Realtors lost a big lawsuit, George Santos managed to keep his job, and Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail for a long, long time. All this plus your favorite weekly bits and What We're Watching!