The Cult of Ron & Brian

Gamblers Unanonymous

Alabama feels that embryos are people, cops treated another citizen like their personal shooting gallery, and a trans muslim inmate is suing her prison chaplain. Mr. Pillow has to pay a multi-million dollar judgement, a man found out why owning an illegal exotic pet was a bad idea, and we discuss the new MLB uniforms! In But The Drag Queens are the problem, we have priests, first responders, a YouTuber, and a bowler that assaulted children, but still no drag queens! A couple moved from Canada to Russia and found out that was a bad idea, an AirBnB host played dirty and got sued, and Brian might have a slight gambling addiction.

The Champ Is Dead; Long Live The Champ

Ron addresses his adoring followers in his first show after getting back the coveted 51% Ownership Championship Belt. Diseases are so hot right now - we've got stories about bubonic plague, Alaskapox, and Disease X! An Aussie mom tried a unique method of potty training, a Kansas City woman made a fatal mistake when putting her infant down for a nap, and a couple involved in a tragic gender reveal gets sentenced. A woman was catfished into killing her friend, Rachel Dolezal is back in the news, and we've got deputies in Florida and Tennessee that did some dumb things! We've got a follow up on a professor who loves the outdoors way too much, and we talk about what we're watching!

The Super Bowl Bet

A man who spent years building an Eiffel Tower out of matchsticks might not have a world record, a Texas attorney gets sentenced for giving his wife abortion pills, and we have a follow up on the trans woman suing her ex for throwing away her testicles! The World Cup comes to New Jersey in 2026, Ron talks about the one time he went to the Meadowlands, and this week's Celebrity Obits have shaken up the standings in our Death Pool. In sports, the Waste Management Open got out of control, but all anyone cares about is the Super Bowl! Brian makes the all-important pick to determine who will be champion of the podcast in the coming year!

The Great Debate

The long awaited championship debate is here! Moderated by friend of the podcast, Marty, the boys go head-to-head as to why they should have 51% ownership of the podcast. Who won the debate? Listen and decide!

Frozen Chiefs and Debate Beefs

We're just one week away from our great debate, and tempers are flaring! A couple created a crypto con for Jesus, Zyn is so hot right now, and people want to have sex with a popcorn bucket. Some KC Chiefs fans froze to death in a backyard, Ben Shapiro dropped some bars, and Samantha Fox got arrested on a plane! We discuss what temperature a burger should be cooked to, read some celebrity obits, and talk football in preparation for the Super Bowl.

Everyone Poops (Except Brian)

Ron DeSantis dropped out of the presidential race, the trials and tribulations of Trump continue, and someone tried to trade drugs for some B-Dub friend pickles. Three Washington cops got paid to leave their jobs, a man ran away from an accident that killed his daughter, and Ron faces a current events quiz! We talk about what we're watching and somehow spend an uncomfortable amount of time talking about Brian's colon.

Crime and Punishment

We visit the Ron & Brian Crime Blotter this week, where it was a rough time for toddlers, a man allegedly stabbed his mom to death, and a Moms for Liberty school board member was arrested for stealing from Target. A Russian serial killer was paroled to fight against Ukraine, a Missouri teacher was inappropriate with a student, and we speak with William, Esq. to break down his win in the 2023 Death Pool.

Death, Documents & Predictions

It's a new year and time for our predictions for 2024 and to look back at what we got right last year! A man took a dip in a Bass Pro Shop aquarium, a pastor tried to deep-fry one of his wife's co-workers, and Katt Williams dropped the interview of the year in Club Shay Shay. We give a breakdown of the Epstein document dump as well as our 2024 Death Pool!

Ron & Brian Start A Cult

It's our final show of 2023, and we're starting our own cult! We also talk about what we're watching, the joy of international travel, and what we did during the holidays. A man blamed his DUI on the Jets, a Wisconsin University Chancellor was fired for loving his wife (literally), and there's still time for you to enter the 2024 Ron & Brian Death Pool!

Ron Shows A Sex Tape

A former Senate staffer made a sex tape in a Senate Judiciary room, and Ron felt it was appropriate to share a clip with you! To no one's surprise, a study showed that companies used inflation as an excuse to make record profits, a Turkish lawmaker gets struck down in an ironic way, and the Florida GOP finally decides that there is something wrong enough to suspend one of their members for. A chef is selling a killer concoction, the Texas abortion case continues to show how it's not about life and all about controlling women, and a San Francisco CEO allegedly made one of his employees sign a Slave Contract. But the Drag Queens Are The Problem tells the tale of two teachers and a former cop that abused children, we talk about our New Year's Eve Plans, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week! We also talk about what we're watching and when you can sign up for the 2024 Death Pool!