The Ron and Brian Podcast

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Brian is back in the States and it's time for a new episode! We survived the Great Earthquake of 2024, but will we survive the bird flu? A Florida man f'd around and found out, a PA man had a vasectomy at a very inconvenient time, and we have a horrible story about an Iowa man and stolen identity. Brian tells us about his overseas trip, we talk about what we're watching, and we vent about people making national news for missing a boat!

St. Patrick's Day Special

It's St. Patrick's Day and the boys are bringing the appropriate beverages for Drink of the Week! Japan is on the lookout for a chemical cat, a Detroit man really enjoyed the new Kristen Stewart movie, and we get an uncomfortable amount of details about Brian's recent colonoscopy. Kate Middleton is missing, Ron shares a local Facebook post, and where is the world is Brian heading to?!?

Crotch Scorpions & Troubled Teens

We review the new Netflix docuseries, The Program, discuss the State of the Union, and talk about a man who had an unfortunate encounter with a scorpion in a Las Vegas Hotel! A man got in trouble for sharing national secrets on a dating site, a Florida sheriff accidentally posted pics of a dead girl to Instagram, and Donald Trump AI photos were so hot this week. We talk about the Rust shooting verdict, two former GOP candidates charged with murder, and Chiefs fans having fingers and toes removed from going to a football game! A Florida man made a bomb joke at an airport as a way of flirting and we bring you more stories showing you that drag queens really aren't the problem.

The Octopus Murders

Ron & Brian go down the rabbit hole that is American Conspiracy: The Octopus Murders on Netflix. A mom lost her disability payment for throwing a tree, a man set himself on fire, and we discuss what we've been watching! A GOP candidate in Massachusetts is a Nazi, while a GOP candidate in Missouri wants you to know that he's only a casual KKK member. Wendy's announced surge pricing, the CEO of Kellogg's thinks your budget problems can be solved by having breakfast for dinner, and But The Drag Queens reveals more non-drag queens doing horrible things to children! All this and Celebrity Obits as well!

Gamblers Unanonymous

Alabama feels that embryos are people, cops treated another citizen like their personal shooting gallery, and a trans muslim inmate is suing her prison chaplain. Mr. Pillow has to pay a multi-million dollar judgement, a man found out why owning an illegal exotic pet was a bad idea, and we discuss the new MLB uniforms! In But The Drag Queens are the problem, we have priests, first responders, a YouTuber, and a bowler that assaulted children, but still no drag queens! A couple moved from Canada to Russia and found out that was a bad idea, an AirBnB host played dirty and got sued, and Brian might have a slight gambling addiction.

The Champ Is Dead; Long Live The Champ

Ron addresses his adoring followers in his first show after getting back the coveted 51% Ownership Championship Belt. Diseases are so hot right now - we've got stories about bubonic plague, Alaskapox, and Disease X! An Aussie mom tried a unique method of potty training, a Kansas City woman made a fatal mistake when putting her infant down for a nap, and a couple involved in a tragic gender reveal gets sentenced. A woman was catfished into killing her friend, Rachel Dolezal is back in the news, and we've got deputies in Florida and Tennessee that did some dumb things! We've got a follow up on a professor who loves the outdoors way too much, and we talk about what we're watching!

The Super Bowl Bet

A man who spent years building an Eiffel Tower out of matchsticks might not have a world record, a Texas attorney gets sentenced for giving his wife abortion pills, and we have a follow up on the trans woman suing her ex for throwing away her testicles! The World Cup comes to New Jersey in 2026, Ron talks about the one time he went to the Meadowlands, and this week's Celebrity Obits have shaken up the standings in our Death Pool. In sports, the Waste Management Open got out of control, but all anyone cares about is the Super Bowl! Brian makes the all-important pick to determine who will be champion of the podcast in the coming year!

The Great Debate

The long awaited championship debate is here! Moderated by friend of the podcast, Marty, the boys go head-to-head as to why they should have 51% ownership of the podcast. Who won the debate? Listen and decide!

Frozen Chiefs and Debate Beefs

We're just one week away from our great debate, and tempers are flaring! A couple created a crypto con for Jesus, Zyn is so hot right now, and people want to have sex with a popcorn bucket. Some KC Chiefs fans froze to death in a backyard, Ben Shapiro dropped some bars, and Samantha Fox got arrested on a plane! We discuss what temperature a burger should be cooked to, read some celebrity obits, and talk football in preparation for the Super Bowl.

Everyone Poops (Except Brian)

Ron DeSantis dropped out of the presidential race, the trials and tribulations of Trump continue, and someone tried to trade drugs for some B-Dub friend pickles. Three Washington cops got paid to leave their jobs, a man ran away from an accident that killed his daughter, and Ron faces a current events quiz! We talk about what we're watching and somehow spend an uncomfortable amount of time talking about Brian's colon.