The Ron and Brian Podcast

Kissinger: Finally Dead

We review a number of celebrity obits this week - none more widely celebrated than Henry Kissinger. George Santos was kicked out of Congress, Ronaldo is facing a lawsuit over NFTs, and Brian brings back some retro merch! In our But The Drag Queens Are The Problem segment, we find out about a military recruiter stalking an underage girl, a molesting priest, a former Pentagon official arrested for solicitation, and a woman pretending to be a young girl so she could have sex with boys. We also discuss what we're watching and give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

Black Friday Shopping & Shanking

In the spirit of the holidays, Ron shares his Black Friday shopping adventures! Florida continues to entertain, with a man being arrested for pooping on a possum and a women getting arrested for calling the cops about her stolen drugs. But The Drag Queens Are The Problem has stories about two teachers, a priest, and an NBA player, but shockingly, no drag queens! Hall is upset with Oates, Derek Chauvin got some prison justice, and Brian gives us his thoughts on Dolly Parton's halftime show. A Houston attorney was arrested for smuggling drugs into jail, a man beat his nursing home neighbor to deal over a washing machine, and Ron Jeremy is being released from prison! All this along with our NFL Locks of the Week and a discussion of Use By Dates!

Santos and Sex Crimes

We may be getting ready for Thanksgiving, but this episode's no turkey! Brian is exciting for alcohol delivery in New Jersey, while Ron tells the story of a California middle schooler with some unfortunate eye makeup at a high school football game. The ethics report on George Santos revealed what he spent campaign funds on, we tell you what we're watching, and we've got stories of teachers and cops being inappropriate with kids in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem! We also give you our NFL Locks of the Week and prep you for the championship belt debate leading up to the Super Bowl!

Syphilis & Sex Offenders

Election Day came and went, syphilis is on the rise, and Blake Martinez had to give up his dream of selling Pokemon cards to return to the NFL. In our But The Drag Queens Are The Problem segment, we talk about three teachers and a child psychiatrist doing things they shouldn't! We also discuss what we're watching and give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

Ron’s Back

Ron returns from his vacation, and he's got stories! We also discuss a man who was fatally poisoned over a fake $30 million inheritance, a man getting paid for being jailed while exercising his first amendment rights, and our NFL Locks of the Week! The National Association of Realtors lost a big lawsuit, George Santos managed to keep his job, and Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail for a long, long time. All this plus your favorite weekly bits and What We're Watching!

Brian Will Be There For You

With Ron too busy grieving for Matthew Perry, Brian takes the reins and goes the distance.  In a special two-hour solo episode which every parent needs to listen to, Brian covers such varied topics as airplane pilots on psychedelics, another female teacher falls victim to her underage student, sugar babies robbing their daddies in Vegas, the viral first date location list, strange tasting hotel water, armpit hair models as well as so many more.  Without Ron to keep Brian in check, this one goes off the rails...

Enjoy!!  

My Neck’s Too Sexy For This Podcast

Ron dressed up for a Halloween beer fest and Brian fell in love with part of his costume! People mistook a Taylor Swift scarecrow for the real thing, teachers had to prostitute themselves to make ends meet, and we have more viewer e-mail. Our Horrible History makes a return with a story about the Osage murder, But The Drag Queens Are The Problem travels to Florida, and we discuss the ongoing Speaker of the House drama! A Michigan woman was gunned down at a bridal shower, Ohio tries to pull itself out of the dark ages, and Canada may let more people off themselves, All this and our NFL Locks of the Week too!

The Podcast (Taylor’s Version)

Ron went to see the Taylor Swift Eras Tour movie, and he's got all of the excruciating details! We read Viewer e-mail, discuss what we're watching and give you our NFL Locks of the Week! Congressional stock trades are down, and an Italian motorcyclist ended up with one of his testicles in an unfortunate place. Brian also reads our official statement on Israel.

Brian Betrays Us All

Brian couldn't be bothered to stay in the country, so Ron soldiers forward with a solo show! The Speaker of the House was removed, Hamas attacked Israel, and a true horror story is playing out at Return to Nature Funeral Home. We flash back to our Dave Hill interview as his book release gets closer, you get the full story behind the AirBNB Squatter, and UPenn got dragged on Twitter. Florida continues to be a dumpster fire as a couple of drunk women play catch with a baby, and a 77-year-old man gets arrested for illegal ED pills! A woman is suing Disney because her bowel discovered it's not the happiest place on Earth, a guy really wanted to shoot Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers, and Commander Biden has been relieved of his duties at the White House. A NY college student will be spending the next year in prison in Dubai, Ron explores a Taylor Swift conspiracy theory, and there's a story in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem! Ron handles What Are You Watching on his own, but Brian manages to find time to send a video across the pond for our NFL Locks of the Week.

Weekend at Dianne’s

There were a number of Celebrity Obits to review this week, along with saying goodbye to Sen. Dianne Feinstein! A British Airways pilot thought snorting coke off of someone's breasts was a good pre-flight ritual, member of the Canadian government showed they didn't know who's side Ukraine fought on in WWII, and a PA cop unlawfully committed his ex-girlfriend. Naked Attraction is so hot right now - we tell you if it's worth it, and some other shows you should catch in What Are You Watching? We avoided a government shutdown (for now), a flight attendant was found dead in a Philly hotel, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week!