The Ron and Brian Podcast

Cobra (Not Kai)

We review the masterpiece that is the 1986 Sylvester Stallone film, "Cobra"! A Florida doctor got in trouble for not wearing hearing aids during a colonoscopy, Disney is trying to use their streaming service to get out of a wrongful death case, and a nuclear sub captain filmed a porno on his sub. A man tried to give a 4-month-old gasoline to drink, a couple killed a 6-year-old, and a Tennessee couple locked an autistic child in a trunk. We mourn the loss of Jack Russell, a woman got jail time for stealing chicken wings, and we applaud a woman with no arms that can now drive!

Get In The Cage

A discussion of a weekend at Ron's and a viewing of Con Air leads to talk of Nicolas Cage's filmography and 80s/90s movies! We recap the 2024 Summer Olympics, we have a follow up on the woman chained to a tree in India, and we talk about our worst work email experiences. Astronauts are stuck in space, Nassau County banned masks, and a Mississippi lawyer gave us an all-time mugshot! We also talk about the dangers of dancing on rooftops and getting your luggage at the airport.

Scammed In Dubai

Two brothers are trapped in Dubai after making some questionable partying choices. We talk about a 340 lb. woman who killed her foster son, an American woman that ended up tied to a tree in India, and we say goodbye to a Hamas leader! The Olympics are never-ending, and we have stories about the disgusting Seine, a boxer being misgendered, Flavor Flav's generosity, and a British rugby player being a tad bit racist. There's a lot of public masturbation in NYC, a NJ man got arrested for being too high on a flight, and we reminisce on our days eating at Denny's. 

Olympic Fever

We're all about the Paris Olympics, including the controversy over the opening ceremony, TikTok sweetheart Ilona Maher, and a judo competitor that got a dose of karma! A NJ man killed a seagull for stealing fries, a Philly woman shot a baby, and a pedophile shot himself. There was another unjustified police shooting in Illinois, an elderly man is missing due to the CrowdStrike outage, and teens want broccoli cuts for some reason! We've got a question for Dr. Ron, a man survived a coma just to be hit by a car, and a gas station employee tried to steal a million dollar ticket!

Bye Bye Biden

We thought we were done talking politics, but then Joe Biden had to announce he was dropping out of the race! The Trump shooting was so last week, but we look at the RNC, complete with fake ear bandages and Matt Gaetz' disturbing new face. Costco food buckets are on sale, the KC Royals are rolling out an apocalyptic taco, and the Apex Stegosaurus auction proved that some people have too much money! Ingrid Andress sang so bad it put her in rehab, a Brazilian Instagram influencer is going to jail for human trafficking, and we've got a couple of fatal hotel stories. We also give you an Ask Brian and What Are You Watching! 

Head Shots & Leg Shots

Someone tried to end the election early in PA, a man was VERY inappropriate in a Philly Dollar Tree, and a FL woman sparked a riot at a skating rink. Alec Baldwin's case got thrown out, Mike Gundy defended a DUI, and Brendan DuBois showed how not to hide that you have child porn! We discuss a list of wedding rules, Sketch's OnlyFans past came to light, and Americans can now buy ammo from a vending machine. There was a number of passing this week, so we review Celebrity Obits and see how they affected the Death Pool standings!

Who Pooped In Gwyneth's Bed?

We explore the mystery of the poop in Gwyneth Paltrow's guest bedroom, a grad student was burned in an unfortunate place by his hair removal cream, and Joe Biden faced more calls to drop out of the race. We tell you what we're watching, Target won't be accepting personal checks anymore, and a man made a fatal mistake on July 4th! Lyft is getting sued for a driver exposing himself, Susan Smith thinks she's getting paroled later this year, and we've got another edition of Ask Ron!

Let's Go Brandon

We discuss this week's Presidential Debate and the pending collapse of our country. A woman called the cops to get out of a first date, a student was caught defrauding Lehigh University, and the Kyle Filipowski draft saga once again proved the power of the internet! Oklahoma and Louisiana put religion over education despite being amongst the worst in the country, the World's Tallest Dog passed away, and the World's Tallest Model went to court. We talk about a problematic professor, NY and Philly sports, and The Bear!

Hawk Tuah

The Hawk Tuah girl was everywhere this week, so we put a little bit of our twist on that thang! There's a new security camera complete with paintball gun, a Philly Little League in disarray, and Chuck Schumer tries to make us believe he knows how to grill. A woman's nasty pillow breeds internet outrage, we review the price of beer at the NFL stadiums, and we've got Celebrity Obits! We also give you a breakdown on what we're watching!

Glizzy Gladiator

Joey Chestnut is out of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, but has a big money showdown with Kobayashi on Netflix! A server lost her job for filming a man on a strange date, a political candidate in Texas got caught being racist towards himself, and a California woman was killed by a black bear with a grudge. Lilly Gaddis got rejected by the left and the right, there's another dumb TikTok challenge, and we have a follow up on the creepy Oregon dad that drugged his daughter's friends at a sleepover! We also sent out 40th birthday wishes to everyone's favorite moderator, Marty!