The Cult of Ron & Brian

Ron & Brian Is For The Children

Won't you think of the children? Many of them are quarantined already, 3 educators have died in Florida, and we're only 1 week into the school year! Those aren't our only COVID stories, as we discuss Moderna continuing to be the gold standard, a German nurse giving fake vaccine shots, a woman died from COVID after giving birth, and AEG & LiveNation are stealing our idea to require vaccinations. Afghanistan has already fallen to the Taliban, Cuomo has finally resigned, Ron Answers the Internet, and Horatio Sanz may be a sexual predator (allegedly)! We also cover a lot of new shows in What Are You Watching?

For The Vaccinated Only

In order to stem the spread of the Delta variant, we discuss during this episode how our podcast will be for only the vaccinated after Sept. 12th! Get the jab to continue enjoying #HotPodcasterSummer! We toss out some stats about the vaccine, as well as some stories of anti-vaxxers that met their end over the past week thanks to COVID. Ron Answers The Internet, What Are You Watching? covers Woodstock '99 (again), Suicide Squad, and Road Runner, and Andrew Cuomo needs to resign! All this, and we manage to fit in Celebrity Obits as well!

Penis Snakes!

We want to avoid the COVID stories, but the Delta variant keeps pulling us back in! Pastor Greg Locke wants to kill his congregation, a CA restaurant owner only wants unvaccinated customers, David Byrd now wants to fight COVID after it almost killed him, a father of 5 died because he waited to get the vaccine, and Broadway wants all customers and employees to get the shot. New Jersey renamed it's rest stops, Bob Odenkirk had a heart kerfuffle, and Florida now has penis snakes because...well, because it's Florida. We also discuss Celebrity Obits, Simone Biles pulling out of the Olympics, ScarJo suing Disney, as well as What We're Watching!

The COVID Olympics

The only thing in the news more than COVID this week was the Olympics, as the US got off to a slow start with opening losses by Women's Soccer and Men's Basketball, but no one performed worse than the South Korean broadcasters during the Opening Ceremony! We still can't escape the Coronavirus - the J & J vaccine can't stop the Delta variant, a 5-year-old GA boy died from it, the Governor of Alabama wants you to get vaccinated against it, and Eric Clapton won't play anywhere that requires the vaccine. We discuss What We're Watching, a couple goes to court due to a gender reveal death, and we've also got Celebrity Obits!

What the F, Tennessee?

It was another week of bad press for the Pfizer and J & J vaccines, further proving that Moderna is the gold standard! LA County is mandated masks indoors again, the Summer Olympics are right around the corner, and Tennessee apparently doesn't care about the well-being of its teenagers. Minimum wage workers can't afford to live in the US, Ron Answers The Internet, and we also answer the burning question - What Are You Watching? All that and a full slate of Celebrity Obituaries! (RIP Biz)

The Toughest Man In Podcasting

Brian fights through the pain of his recent meniscus surgery to bring you yet another week of high-quality entertainment! COVID literally won't go away, as we learn about a women who died from catching two different strains, Pfizer and Fauci argue over booster shots, and we discuss a US swimmer who thinks it's smart to go to Tokyo without being vaccinated. We have an update on Stonks, Ron Answers The Internet, and we tell you What We're Watching! All this, along with the assassination of Haiti's President, a follow-up on the Miami Condo Collapse, and a hotel maid that may have stopped a mass shooting.

Patriotic Hearts & Chest Wounds

We celebrate our nation with some great stories, like the arrest of the Trump Organization CFO, the Texas Parents that shot a Peeping Tom, and the fines and settled lawsuits against stock trading app Robinhood! Sexual predator stories were also big this week, with Bill Cosby, Trevor Bauer, and Eddie Deezen. It wasn't all bad, as Miss Nevada had its first transgender winner, and we discuss the great TV out there in What Are You Watching? The fallout from the Florida condo collapse continues, we list Celebrity Obits, we ask What Would Ron Do?, as well as a holiday-themed Lightning Round!

The 9/11 Of The 305

The Florida Condo Collapse took up most of the news this week, but we still found time to fit in some other stories! Rudy Giuliani had his license suspended, Derek Chauvin was sentenced, and a former NRA president got pranked. Britney Spears went back to court, Carl Nassib came out, we mourn the loss of a couple of celebrities, and we discuss What We're Watching!

We're Your Daddies

Join us for our Father's Day Special! We rank all of the available vaccines, but if you went with AstraZeneca, you're not getting into the Springsteen Broadway show! We had another deadly shooting because of masks, we talk about What We're Watching, and Ron gives Brian an extremely long explanation about the Disney+ Loki series. We lost a few celebrity humans this week (and one famous dog), we determine which Batmans would do the oral, and a Utah school decided to be horrible towards a student with Down Syndrome!

Sunday Service

We may have moved the show to Sundays, but we're still bringing Thursday quality! A Miami Bitcoin convention turned into a super spreader event, someone stole blank vaccine cards, and the pandemic may have wiped out a couple of flu strains. The FBI caught a bunch of criminals with a fake app, a story about a Texas bakery gets really bad and then really good, and a cop decided to flip a pregnant woman's car! Ellie Kemper apologized, we have a quick stonk update, and we said goodbye to a bunch of celebrities. Oh yeah, and 13 minutes of racism too.