The Cult of Ron & Brian

Halloween Spooktacular

We celebrate Mischief Night with some scary, weird stories! A 95-year-old woman died in a nursing home fight, a lawyer who fought for the right to not wear a motorcycle helmet had an ironic death, and a doctor was forced to pay damages for an oral sex overdose. Virgin Airlines lost some important ashes, Mattress Mack bet it all on the Astros, and Uber Eats doesn't like it when you order too much alcohol! Brian also talks about his time at the Chiller Theatre Convention in Parsippany, while Ron attended another amazing Jarty Party! All this, plus NFL Locks, a Shell stock buyback, and the Zuck's net worth keeps dropping!

Keep Your Genitals Out Of My Water Bottle

It shouldn't have to be said, but don't put your penis in a co-workers water bottle. It also shouldn't have to be said to not masturbate outside of a pre-school if you're running for public office (or, you, just in general). A skydiving granddad made an unforgettable entrance at a high school football game, a women unleashed bees on sheriffs trying to do an eviction, and a Naples cemetery has hanging coffins after a building collapse. A Florida sheriff had sex with an underage cadet, a college student died due to a plane he rented, and a woman is going to do major jail time for defrauding Yale Medical School. The men of Hollywood are also on our agenda, as we talk about Billy Ray Cyrus, James Corden, Bill Murray and Kevin Spacey!

Incel, She Wrote

We've got a follow up to the fishing cheating scandal from last week, Tulsi Gabbard left the Democrats, and Alex Jones owes Sandy Hook families almost $1 billion dollars. Gen Z gives thumbs down the thumbs down, Alaska Snow Crab season was canceled, and a NYC congressional candidate made his own sex tape public! An Australian criminal has a very unique tattoo, two Florida dads shoot each other's daughters during a road rage fight, and we discuss what we're watching. Ohio is the home of a softball coach that pled guilty to sleeping with a student and an incel that pled guilty to planning to murder a sorority, and we say goodbye to Dame Angela Lansbury!

Bucket Bunnies

Lineman working to restore power to Florida are being targeted by Bucket Bunnies, and we're here for the TikTok drama! Kayne was back on Twitter (and then right back off), remote work might cost Americans their jobs in the next decade, and a dog ordered $70 worth of TV porn. Kevin Spacey's sexual assault trial began, a man offed himself with wet toilet paper, and we tell you what we're watching!

The Amazing Kreskin

This week, we're honored to be joined by The Amazing Kreskin! Listen to great stories from his five decades in show business! We also discuss the Pro Fishing Scandal, a Florida man who tried to ride a jet ski to the Bahamas, and a missing girl that ended up being shot and killed by the cops. We also talk about what we're watching and mourn the passing of Coolio!

Nude Photos & Vagina Chips

A company is putting out vagina-flavored potato chips - betcha can't eat just one! Nude photos continue to be a bad idea for some people - a Kentucky prosector got suspended for asking for them and a NYC meteorologist got fired for making them. The CEO for Pfizer got COVID (again), Khosta-2 might be the next hot pandemic, and some cops let their police car get hit be a train. Oh yeah, and the suspect they left in the back seat. The Celtics head coach is suspended for the season, we give you our NFL Locks of the Week, and we discuss what we're watching!

An American Podcaster in London

Brian is back from across the pond, and he's here to tell us about his trip to London! We also take about Congress and Stock Trades, a tractor-trailer that spilled dildos and lube on the highway, and the COO of Beyond Meat bit off someone's nose. The FDA says not to cook your chicken in NyQuil, a woman is suing San Francisco for misusing her DNA, and Mike Lindell had his phone taken by the FBI at a Hardee's drive-thru! We also discuss what we're watching, migrants being flown from red states to blue states, and our ever-popular NFL Locks of the Week!

9/11: Now More Than Ever

The day wouldn't be complete without remembrances from Ron & Brian about 9/11. We said goodbye to Queen Elizabeth, check on our NFL Locks of the Week, and Ron Answers The Internet! A man stole a baseball from a girl, an amusement park ride broke in the most horrific way, and NYC declares the pandemic over. We've got a weird murder story from Las Vegas, a mass shooting in Memphis, and we tell you what we're watching!

Basic White Boy Fall

Ron & Brian celebrate the end of Hot Podcaster Summer with some fall-themed beers! We also feature a Lightning Round with Brian, What Would Ron Do?, and our Locks of the Week for the new NFL season. We have a follow up on the couple that had sex at the A's game, a different couple had sex at a Blue Jays game, and Tiffany Haddish and Aries Spears are accused of being groomers. An airport baggage handler died at work, a 93-year-old woman died when she was given dishwasher soap to drink, and Jackson residents can't drink their water! All this, and we tell you what we're watching!

Suck Our Hot Dog

As if the Yankee fan that turned a hot dog into a straw wasn't bad enough, Oscar Meyer announced a hot dog-flavored popsicle. A Texas man went on a crazy rant at a school board meeting, a GOP candidate is ok with stoning the gays, and a couple wants you to know they're not racist, despite their racist Twitter account and problematic Juneteenth party. A couple may or may not have had sex at an A's game, a Missouri school district brought back corporal punishment, and a South Carolina politician realized that banning all abortions may not be the best idea. We also discuss student loan relief and tell you what we're watching!