The Cult of Ron & Brian

An American Podcaster in London

Brian is back from across the pond, and he's here to tell us about his trip to London! We also take about Congress and Stock Trades, a tractor-trailer that spilled dildos and lube on the highway, and the COO of Beyond Meat bit off someone's nose. The FDA says not to cook your chicken in NyQuil, a woman is suing San Francisco for misusing her DNA, and Mike Lindell had his phone taken by the FBI at a Hardee's drive-thru! We also discuss what we're watching, migrants being flown from red states to blue states, and our ever-popular NFL Locks of the Week!

9/11: Now More Than Ever

The day wouldn't be complete without remembrances from Ron & Brian about 9/11. We said goodbye to Queen Elizabeth, check on our NFL Locks of the Week, and Ron Answers The Internet! A man stole a baseball from a girl, an amusement park ride broke in the most horrific way, and NYC declares the pandemic over. We've got a weird murder story from Las Vegas, a mass shooting in Memphis, and we tell you what we're watching!

Basic White Boy Fall

Ron & Brian celebrate the end of Hot Podcaster Summer with some fall-themed beers! We also feature a Lightning Round with Brian, What Would Ron Do?, and our Locks of the Week for the new NFL season. We have a follow up on the couple that had sex at the A's game, a different couple had sex at a Blue Jays game, and Tiffany Haddish and Aries Spears are accused of being groomers. An airport baggage handler died at work, a 93-year-old woman died when she was given dishwasher soap to drink, and Jackson residents can't drink their water! All this, and we tell you what we're watching!

Suck Our Hot Dog

As if the Yankee fan that turned a hot dog into a straw wasn't bad enough, Oscar Meyer announced a hot dog-flavored popsicle. A Texas man went on a crazy rant at a school board meeting, a GOP candidate is ok with stoning the gays, and a couple wants you to know they're not racist, despite their racist Twitter account and problematic Juneteenth party. A couple may or may not have had sex at an A's game, a Missouri school district brought back corporal punishment, and a South Carolina politician realized that banning all abortions may not be the best idea. We also discuss student loan relief and tell you what we're watching!

Manti & Mullets

It's been another wild week in the world of Ron & Brian - Ron had his opportunity to attend the I Love The 90s concert, and we've got his review! The new Manti Te'o documentary dropped on Netflix, and it's a must see! We also review the new Woodstock '99 documentary, Five Nights in Memorial, and Invasion. Not enough for you? Don't worry - we also have Ron scoring the competitors in the National Mullet Championships!

Brian Loves The 90s

Brian attended the I Love The 90s tour this week, and we've got his review! Trump got raided, Ron got COVID, and Salman Rushdie got attacked. We find out its not healthy to take on the FBI, drive into a Capital barricade or drive into a neighbor's house (RIP Anne Heche). A boy was killed by a wood chipper, a woman was killed by a beach umbrella, and Eddie Deezen is mentally unfit! We also discuss what we're watching, and find out that Brian was a big Xanadu fan!

Alex Jones Is Sh*t

We give you a breakdown of the Alex Jones lawsuit, along with discussing the most recent mass shooter, Stephen Marlow. Lason Butler was killed while in police custody, porridge is more lethal than we ever thought, and Chicken Testicle Pizza is all the rage! We've got a baby doing shots of vodka, a Chuck E. Cheese who may be racist, and everyone's favorite, a Lightning Round! We also talk about how much the MegaMillions winner will actually get, a Georgia professor who killed and incoming student, and Ron ranks who has the best coffee.

Children of the Candy Corn

Ron tried the new Brach's Tailgate Candy Corn so you don't have to! A chess robot went Skynet on a 7-year-old, Alex Jones went on another rant, and gas companies are making more money than ever. A GOP lawmaker voted against his son, West Virginia loves coal more than money and jobs, and we had way too many Celebrity Obituaries this week!

Vegas & Velveeta Cocktails

We're back from celebrating Brian's birthday in Las Vegas, and we've got stories! We've also got video of Donald Trump from Jan. 7th and of a Sesame Place character using the letter R for racism. A restaurant got in trouble for using an Anne Frank meme, a military scientist got a government job for a prostitute, and Ricky Martin may or may not have committed incest.  A Taco Bell manager used something other than their food to hurt a guest, Velveeta created a martini made of nightmares, and we talk about what we're watching! 

The Ron & Brian Cringetrospective

It's a special night, as we celebrate Brian's 50th birthday and 30 years of Ron & Brian! We head back to 1992 and the original Ron & Brian Show, despite how bad our voices were and how cringe-worthy our material was. This retrospective includes interviews with Dr. Bob Schwartz, author of the One-Hour Orgasm, and Charles Adams, author of For Good & Evil: The Impact of Taxes on the Course of Civilization. We finish off with an all-time classic, our Best & Worst of 1992!