The Ron and Brian Podcast

Children of the Candy Corn

Ron tried the new Brach's Tailgate Candy Corn so you don't have to! A chess robot went Skynet on a 7-year-old, Alex Jones went on another rant, and gas companies are making more money than ever. A GOP lawmaker voted against his son, West Virginia loves coal more than money and jobs, and we had way too many Celebrity Obituaries this week!

Vegas & Velveeta Cocktails

We're back from celebrating Brian's birthday in Las Vegas, and we've got stories! We've also got video of Donald Trump from Jan. 7th and of a Sesame Place character using the letter R for racism. A restaurant got in trouble for using an Anne Frank meme, a military scientist got a government job for a prostitute, and Ricky Martin may or may not have committed incest.  A Taco Bell manager used something other than their food to hurt a guest, Velveeta created a martini made of nightmares, and we talk about what we're watching! 

The Ron & Brian Cringetrospective

It's a special night, as we celebrate Brian's 50th birthday and 30 years of Ron & Brian! We head back to 1992 and the original Ron & Brian Show, despite how bad our voices were and how cringe-worthy our material was. This retrospective includes interviews with Dr. Bob Schwartz, author of the One-Hour Orgasm, and Charles Adams, author of For Good & Evil: The Impact of Taxes on the Course of Civilization. We finish off with an all-time classic, our Best & Worst of 1992!

Kavanaugh’s Back Door

Brett Kavanaugh may like beer, but he hates when his Morton's dinner gets interrupted by protestors! We discuss that, along with the July 4th parade shooting, Boris Johnson's resignation, and the final hearings of the Jan. 6th Committee. We visit Facebook to see what's going on in Ron's town, Brian airs his disdain for the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, and we talk about what we're watching!

America the Ugly

We track the inevitable decline of our country as we review some of the other horrible rulings the Supreme Court made during their most recent session. Ohio tried to force a 10-year-old rape victim to carry a baby to term, we discuss the Texas Migrant Truck tragedy, and Ghislaine Maxwell and R. Kelly found out how long they'll be behind bars. A man blamed sexual assault on Ambien, a Japanese porn star was found dead in a forest, and a Florida pastor was arrested for masturbating in front of a Starbucks...for the second time! We also catch up on our streaming habits with What Are You Watching?

Roe v. Wade

It's what everyone is talking about, so we throw in our two cents as well. The Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade this week, and we discuss the impact this has on our country, which really doesn't have a great track record already when it comes to women and children. The UK seems to be blaming monkeypox on gay men, it became a lot easier to conceal a firearm in NYC, and we've got new stickers! We also have Drink of the Week and Beef of the Week.

McMahon Death Count

Vince McMahon stepped aside as CEO of WWE this week, and then two former referees die? We're not saying they're related, but...come on. We discuss the SCOTUS case that made it ok for cops to not do their job, talk about the Florida woman who accidentally shot and killed her stepson, and guess how many more kids of Herschel Walker will be discovered in the coming weeks. A Drag Queen reading was interrupted at a Bay Area Library, the Jan. 6th Committee Hearings continue, and we talk about what we're watching. One of the things we're watching was the new movie Fire Island on Hulu. Did we like it? Listen to find out! (Spoiler alert: we did not)

50 Ways To Leave Your Coma Lover

How long should you stay with someone when they're in a coma? We discuss, and the answer may surprise you! We also review new gun legislation, the Jan. 6th Committee and the white supremacists that tried to ruin an Idaho Pride Parade. Brian apologizes for last weeks show, Geico has to pay up for an STD, and we talk about COVID and gas prices. What Are You Watching? has new shows as well as a wrap-up of the final episode of Ozark. 

Brian Shoots His Mouth Off

As the details of the Uvalde shooting continue to unfold, we discuss the numerous school shooting threats that have surfaced in the past couple of weeks. A Disneyland Paris employee ruins a proposal, a couple of Yankees fans have an uncomfortable conversation about their relationship, and a corrections officer dies from a botched butt lift. We review celebrity obituaries, talk about what we're watching, and Brian makes some comments that he probably wishes his didn't.

Return of Hot Podcaster Summer

While we normally welcome the return of Hot Podcaster Summer, we have to discuss the shootings in Uvalde and Buffalo. We play our latest listener voicemail (call us at 267-627-1862!), talk about what we're watching, and review the celebrity obits for the week. We also update the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial before realizing that we really don't care about it. Tune in now!