The Cult of Ron & Brian

Soccer, Shooters & Sex Crimes

In addition to our Thanksgiving stories, we discuss the Walmart and Colorado shooters, World Cup action, and a follow-up story about the priest that had a threesome on his church alter. San Francisco is considering letting their cops use robots to kill people, a former Texas teacher marries the student he was accused of having sex with, and a paramedic unknowingly treated her daughter after a car accident. We said goodbye to some celebrities this week, there's a new Brian coffee mug for you to drop your cash on, and we've got our NFL Locks of the Week!

Thankful for Toe Sucking

As we gear up for Turkey Day, we discuss the shootings in Virginia and Colorado, Gavin Newsome's wife testifies against Harvey Weinstein, and there is an epic edition of Ron Answers The Internet! The man who wanted to crash a plane into a Walmart died in federal custody, sheep are circling in China, and we talk about the Darrell Brooks trial. There was a problematic clue on Jeopardy, Taylor Swift fans aren't fans of Ticketmaster, and we tell you what we're watching!

Ron & Brian: King Makers

Election Day was last week, and we're here to take credit for the results of the PA Senate Race! We discuss the fallout from the Red Trickle and prepare to work our magic on the Georgia run-off election next month. We've got a kidnapper wearing a superhero costume, an employee who found that a vat of molten iron is nothing to mess with, and a British kid got a USB cable stuck in the worst place possible! We talk about what we're watching, a nurse cuts off a patient's foot without asking, and a murderer sells a chainsaw without being considerate enough to clean piece of his victim out of it.

Election Day Armageddon

Election Day is just around the corner, and we've taken some of that sweet, sweet PAC money to run ads for the Fetterman-Oz Senate Race! We've got a South Dakota GOP candidate charged with assaulting a family member, an AOC opponent who admits to being against COVID restrictions while almost dying of COVID, and a Georgia Pastor performing a brutal takedown of Herschel Walker. In addition to discussing the doom & gloom that is the US political system, we also discuss the doom & gloom that is Twitter under the leadership of Elon Musk! All this, plus a scandal in competitive cornhole, a woman who mistook a husky for a wolf, and a woman who had a real bad time going bungee jumping.

Halloween Spooktacular

We celebrate Mischief Night with some scary, weird stories! A 95-year-old woman died in a nursing home fight, a lawyer who fought for the right to not wear a motorcycle helmet had an ironic death, and a doctor was forced to pay damages for an oral sex overdose. Virgin Airlines lost some important ashes, Mattress Mack bet it all on the Astros, and Uber Eats doesn't like it when you order too much alcohol! Brian also talks about his time at the Chiller Theatre Convention in Parsippany, while Ron attended another amazing Jarty Party! All this, plus NFL Locks, a Shell stock buyback, and the Zuck's net worth keeps dropping!

Keep Your Genitals Out Of My Water Bottle

It shouldn't have to be said, but don't put your penis in a co-workers water bottle. It also shouldn't have to be said to not masturbate outside of a pre-school if you're running for public office (or, you, just in general). A skydiving granddad made an unforgettable entrance at a high school football game, a women unleashed bees on sheriffs trying to do an eviction, and a Naples cemetery has hanging coffins after a building collapse. A Florida sheriff had sex with an underage cadet, a college student died due to a plane he rented, and a woman is going to do major jail time for defrauding Yale Medical School. The men of Hollywood are also on our agenda, as we talk about Billy Ray Cyrus, James Corden, Bill Murray and Kevin Spacey!

Incel, She Wrote

We've got a follow up to the fishing cheating scandal from last week, Tulsi Gabbard left the Democrats, and Alex Jones owes Sandy Hook families almost $1 billion dollars. Gen Z gives thumbs down the thumbs down, Alaska Snow Crab season was canceled, and a NYC congressional candidate made his own sex tape public! An Australian criminal has a very unique tattoo, two Florida dads shoot each other's daughters during a road rage fight, and we discuss what we're watching. Ohio is the home of a softball coach that pled guilty to sleeping with a student and an incel that pled guilty to planning to murder a sorority, and we say goodbye to Dame Angela Lansbury!

Bucket Bunnies

Lineman working to restore power to Florida are being targeted by Bucket Bunnies, and we're here for the TikTok drama! Kayne was back on Twitter (and then right back off), remote work might cost Americans their jobs in the next decade, and a dog ordered $70 worth of TV porn. Kevin Spacey's sexual assault trial began, a man offed himself with wet toilet paper, and we tell you what we're watching!

The Amazing Kreskin

This week, we're honored to be joined by The Amazing Kreskin! Listen to great stories from his five decades in show business! We also discuss the Pro Fishing Scandal, a Florida man who tried to ride a jet ski to the Bahamas, and a missing girl that ended up being shot and killed by the cops. We also talk about what we're watching and mourn the passing of Coolio!

Nude Photos & Vagina Chips

A company is putting out vagina-flavored potato chips - betcha can't eat just one! Nude photos continue to be a bad idea for some people - a Kentucky prosector got suspended for asking for them and a NYC meteorologist got fired for making them. The CEO for Pfizer got COVID (again), Khosta-2 might be the next hot pandemic, and some cops let their police car get hit be a train. Oh yeah, and the suspect they left in the back seat. The Celtics head coach is suspended for the season, we give you our NFL Locks of the Week, and we discuss what we're watching!