The Cult of Ron & Brian

Banks, Birthdays & Boebert

Fresh off of celebrating Ron's birthday weekend, the boys are serving up more amazing content! We talk about the US citizens that had a really bad time in Mexico, a couple that had a similar bad time snorkeling in Hawaii, and how people who had money in SVB might have had the worst week of them all. Lauren Boebert announced that her son was carrying on a family tradition, the Lt. Governor of Tennessee made some interesting Instagram comments, and a mom assaulted her daughter's school bully! There's now an ETF that let's you bet against Jim Cramer, a TikTok dad has been charged with some horrible behavior, and we discuss what we're watching.

Being Republican Is A Drag

Two GOP politicians supporting drag bans were found - shockingly - to have dressed in drag themselves! We discuss the results of the Alex Murdaugh trial, a women in South Carolina was arrested for using an abortion pill, and Walgreens announced that they would stop supplying abortion pills in certain states, regardless of whether it was illegal or not. Jon Stewart skewered another hypocritical politician, a missing woman's head was found in a soup pot, and a New Jersey woman blew up her cat house! Ron faces an intense Lightning Round, and we discuss what we're watching!

The Belt Is Unboxed

The 51% Ownership belt has made it to its new home, and we've got the unboxing! Our favorite stories of the week are a teacher taking inappropriate videos of his students, and a couple together for 57 years despite the wife trying to kill her husband. COVID may or may not have leaked from a lab in China, MTG wants a divorce, and an Alaska GOP member discussed the financial benefits of dead kids! We discuss what we're watching, the creator of Dilbert got canceled, and is it ever ok to eat a rack of ribs in the middle seat of a plane? 

Planes, Trains & Championships

Ron returns to the show after a one-week vacation and gives us a sneak peek at his latest creative venture! The boys discuss what they're watching, Ron gives a breakdown of his trip to Mexico, and our favorite stories of the week show us the best and worst of humanity. Cops allegedly killed a guy by putting him in a freezer, more info continues to come out about the train derailment in Ohio, and a pipe bomb was found on train tracks in Philly!

Brian Is Your New Champ

With Ron having fled the country, Brian does this episode on his own.  With a solid recap of Super Bowl 57, the Chiefs victory leads to Brian announcing that he is the new 51% owner of the Podcast.  Rihanna brought the halftime show despite Ron not bringing the belt.  With the greatest inauguration speech since JFK, Brian leads us through his vision for his Championship.  We will be inclusive for all people, except Ron Jeremy.  And just when you thought the episode was over, Ron calls in with an update from his paradise in Mexico.  

You Bet Your Belt

The Super Bowl is almost here, and Ron is ready to make the bet that will decide who will own the title belt for the coming year! Black History Month started with an unfortunate lunch menu at a middle school in NY, and California police shot and killed a double amputee. Our favorite stories of the week involve a dismembered penis in Alabama and a doppelgänger murder in Germany! We discuss what we're watching and give a follow-up on George Santos since we profiled him last week. All this and a South Carolina grandmother who lied to protect her (alleged) murdering grandson, and a Purdue professor selling meth and trying to buy prostitutes!

What About George?

Brian tests Ron on all things Santos with the How Well Do You Know George Santos Quiz! We have an interview with the winner of our 2022 Death Pool, share our Favorite Stories of the Week, and discuss the Tyre Nichols video. A 29-year-old woman faked her way into high school, Florida nursing schools were handing out fake licenses, and the UK is up in arms over a transgender rapist sent to a woman's prison. No one was safe this week, as a pig killed a butcher, a dog shot a hunter, and a urinal crushed a maintenance worker!

Googling Your Way To Prison

We review Brian Walshe's Google searches, which seem a tad bit incriminating. We also discuss the Monterrey shooting, the family of the 6-year-old-shooter, and a Florida brothel that kept it all in the family! We tell you what we're watching, discuss celebrity obits, and talk about an obituary that was way too nice to a guy that killed his whole family. Ron Jeremy isn't fit to face trial, we debut our Favorite Stories of the Week, and a kite festival in India turned deadly!

The Return of Brian

Brian's back and better than ever! We discuss his trip abroad and why skiing was a really bad choice for him. Tennessee police had a lot of sex with each other, a Pop Warner coach was cleared of using one slur but got in trouble for using another, and the new MLK sculpture in Boston has a...unique look to it. We show the video of the Nepal Plane Crash, discuss Ron's solo show, and give you a breakdown of what we're watching! The 2022 Death Pool winners are announced and we give you the Celebrity Obits for the week.

All Ron My Own

Brian is MIA this week, so Ron is flying solo! The vote for Speaker of the House turned into a new season of The Biggest Loser, but it still wasn't as embarrassing as George Santos. A 6-year-old shot his teacher, a DC homeowner shot and killed a 13-year-old, and a restaurant patron killed a robber. ('Murrica!) The mom of the Uvalde school shooter was arrested for death threats, the Steelers did an unfortunate on-field celebration, and the final GoFundMe perpetrator was sentenced! There was a lot of urine this week, as the President of South Sudan wet himself and an airline passenger peed on an elderly woman. We've got Celebrity Obits, a Death Pool controversy, and more!