The Cult of Ron & Brian

Brian Betrays Us All

Brian couldn't be bothered to stay in the country, so Ron soldiers forward with a solo show! The Speaker of the House was removed, Hamas attacked Israel, and a true horror story is playing out at Return to Nature Funeral Home. We flash back to our Dave Hill interview as his book release gets closer, you get the full story behind the AirBNB Squatter, and UPenn got dragged on Twitter. Florida continues to be a dumpster fire as a couple of drunk women play catch with a baby, and a 77-year-old man gets arrested for illegal ED pills! A woman is suing Disney because her bowel discovered it's not the happiest place on Earth, a guy really wanted to shoot Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers, and Commander Biden has been relieved of his duties at the White House. A NY college student will be spending the next year in prison in Dubai, Ron explores a Taylor Swift conspiracy theory, and there's a story in But The Drag Queens Are The Problem! Ron handles What Are You Watching on his own, but Brian manages to find time to send a video across the pond for our NFL Locks of the Week.

Weekend at Dianne’s

There were a number of Celebrity Obits to review this week, along with saying goodbye to Sen. Dianne Feinstein! A British Airways pilot thought snorting coke off of someone's breasts was a good pre-flight ritual, member of the Canadian government showed they didn't know who's side Ukraine fought on in WWII, and a PA cop unlawfully committed his ex-girlfriend. Naked Attraction is so hot right now - we tell you if it's worth it, and some other shows you should catch in What Are You Watching? We avoided a government shutdown (for now), a flight attendant was found dead in a Philly hotel, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week!

Tramadol For The Win!

Brian fights through the pain to give you the quality content you've come to expect from this podcast! For our Stories of the week, we talk about a Florida woman scorned and a woman who may have killed people with some bad mushrooms. Senator Bob Menendez is facing corruption charges (again), the Senate dress code is relaxed, and we discuss the prisoner exchange with Iran. NFTs are worthless, the Oakland A's gave Miguel Cabrera a bad gift, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week! We also have two of our most beloved segments: But The Drag Queens Are The Problem and What Are We Watching!

Parlays & Perverts

DraftKings got heat for their 9/11-themed parlays, but we found out about other ill-advised promos they've been planning! A California mom lost her arms and legs to some bad tilapia, MGM is losing money due to a group of hackers, and there are no losers in our NFL Locks of the Week. Lauren Boerbert got handsy at a Beetlejuice show, the MSU Football Coach got inappropriate on a phone call, and Russell Brand got involved with a minor (allegedly)! 

That Diarrhea Show

Danny Masterson received his sentence, and Ashton & Mila caught heat for writing him letters of support. We discuss our whirlwind NYC trip, complete with Old Timers Day, karaoke, and hot pot! A kid returned sunken money to a farmer, diarrhea caused a plane to have to land, and COVID is returning for another season. In our "But The Drag Queens Are The Problem" section, we talk about more teachers caught doing bad things with their students. For you gamblers out there, we have our NFL Locks of the Week!

What’d We Miss?

The Boys are back! We've returned from our summer hiatus, and we're bringing the heat! The Fire Festival is back to steal your money, a trans women is trying to get her testicles back from her boyfriend, and Taryn Manning has some interesting stories about her love life. We talk about what we're watching, including the amazing docuseries, BS High, and we have an extended version of But The Drag Queens Are The Problem! An OnlyFans creator tried to raise money for the Maui wildfires, Ron defends the Philly Naked Bike Ride, and Krispy Kreme had an unfortunate error in one of their ads. Alice Cooper got canceled, the head of Spanish soccer got too friendly with a player, and we give you come Celebrity Obits. We've also got our first NFL Locks of the Week of the season!

This Is The End?

We talk about Brian's new home state, along with a manatee that had too much sex with his brother and a truck driver with two penises. We say goodbye to Sinead O'Connor and Paul Reubens, and continue to be amazed that Mitch McConnell is still with us. Trump gets indicted (again), a pastor confessed to killing a girl 50 years ago, and we learn that Alabama actually has a Dept. of Education! Oh yeah, and we're taking off the rest of the summer.

Try That In A Small Podcast

This week's internet outrage was over Jason Aldean's music video for "Try That In A Small Town" - we break down the lyrics and the video! Italy protests a judge who failed to sentence a molester, a Mississippi sheriff is exposed as a sexual predator, and Tony Bennett gets the Brian Slow Jam treatment. For "But The Drag Queens Are The Problem", we meet a California minister and an Alabama educator that molested young children. We've got a ton of stories in F Around & Find Out, we tell you what we're watching, and we get exposed to author Quan Millz!

Just A Gilgo

Gilgo Beach is so hot right now, as we discuss the arrest of the alleged Long Island serial killer. Another Long Island man made the news as what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas, and the man that went viral with a dress is now accused of trying to murder his wife! Jim Caviezel and Eli Crane each tried to have the cringiest sound bite of the week, we've got more info on the Titan sub, and hear the sad story of the Titan stepson who can't get laid. We also review our Amazon Prime Day purchases and talk about what we're watching!

Florida Around & Find Out

Florida once again takes center stage, as we talk about DeSantis ending permanent alimony, the negative impact that Florida politics has had on tourism and business, and a Florida attorney charged with child molestation. The World had its hottest day ever, a UK nurse had sex with a man and then let him die, and Bill DeBlasio and his wife announce they'll be having an open marriage! Brian; meniscus turns 2, Joey Chestnut repeats as Hot Dog eating champ, and we discuss the cocaine found in the White House. We also hit you with our most popular segments - But The Drag Queens Are The Problem, F Around & Find Out, and What We're Watching!