Keep Your Genitals Out Of My Water Bottle

It shouldn't have to be said, but don't put your penis in a co-workers water bottle. It also shouldn't have to be said to not masturbate outside of a pre-school if you're running for public office (or, you, just in general). A skydiving granddad made an unforgettable entrance at a high school football game, a women unleashed bees on sheriffs trying to do an eviction, and a Naples cemetery has hanging coffins after a building collapse. A Florida sheriff had sex with an underage cadet, a college student died due to a plane he rented, and a woman is going to do major jail time for defrauding Yale Medical School. The men of Hollywood are also on our agenda, as we talk about Billy Ray Cyrus, James Corden, Bill Murray and Kevin Spacey!