The Cult of Ron & Brian

Dogs with Shotguns, Feet Juice, and Hazards

A Nebraska dog shot a woman, cosplayers sold fruit juice that had soaked their feet in, and a veteran died after being sucker-punched by a DoorDash driver. We discuss the Freedom 250 concert and the UFC fight on the White House lawn, Ron takes the NY Times news quiz, and we also talk about his recent trip to Vegas! We have two JPMorgan stories this week, an Oklahoma homeowner shot and killed a squatter, and a man killed another man arguing over cars.

God, You're Hot & Other Career-Ending Phrases

We've got follow-ups on the problematic Tennessee school board member, the continuing JPMorgan dueling lawsuit scandal, and the Shirillas showing how bad of a family they are. Two American's were arrested for trying to see Punch, a woman died at Tim Horton after her drive-thru order was wrong, and a man made bank after being wrongfully arrested for posting a meme! A waiter included a racial slur with a customer's order, Fernando Tatis, Jr. lost a lawsuit over his salary, we mourn those we lost this past week, and we have another visit to But The Drag Queens Are The Problem (spoiler alert: they still aren't).

From the Poop Deck to the Poo Poo Man

The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man is back in the news, a NJ gastroenterologist found out how revealing a marital affair can be, and we talk about what we're watching! There was a shooting spree in Austin, an election day alcohol ban in the Bahamas, and a Tennessee teenager called out a creepy school board member. The Trump Phone may or may not be a thing, the head of US Border Patrol resigned for allegedly soliciting sex workers, and a Mel Gibson appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience led to a spike in ivermectin prescriptions! We discuss Patient Zero on the Hantavirus cruise while learning that the Trump administration got rid of the very office that studies the virus last year. A man threw a rock at an endangered seal in Hawaii, a first grade teacher was arrested for sex with an underage boy, and a Michigan congressional candidate is trying to twerk her way into office!

Women Behaving Badly

The women were out of control this week as an Arkansas woman ran a child Fight Club, a DUI Karen was sentenced for killing a motorcyclist, and an Iowa woman drunkenly punched a teenager on a cruise ship! A woman stole from Victoria's Secret to sell on eBay, a Kentucky woman gave her two-year-old a tattoo, and we have an update on the JP Morgan sex slave lawsuit. The Palm Beach Airport is about to be renamed for Trump, Mark Hamill got called out for posted about Trump, and they unveiled a golden statue of Trump at Mar-a-Lago. Kraft releasing a Chicken Ramen flavor of their mac & cheese leads to some reminiscing and we say good bye to Ted Turner! AI got a murder charge overturned in Georgia, a Texas dad killed a carjacker, and we discuss the pros and cons of foreskin reconstruction.

The $9 Coffee and Roadkill Special

Hotel guests learned how their eggs are made, a former Chick-fil-A employee found a way to make money off of their mac & cheese, and a Chinese restaurant was caught skinning and storing a deer! Spirit Airlines shut down, the JP Morgan sexual harassment lawsuit was a roller coaster ride this week, and the Starbucks CEO defended $9 coffee. A man brought his dead sister to the bank to make a withdrawal, an influencer head-butted a charity worker than didn't want to do it for the 'Gram, and an arsonist gave us one of the all-time mugshots! Ron and Brian did Manhattan, while a Florida Taco Bell worker was overly protective of their soda. Trump removed tariffs on Scottish whiskey after King Charles' visit, John Hinckley talked about security at the Washington Hilton, and $Trump coin cost his followers over $4 billion!

Crimes, Clowns, and Correspondents’ Dinner Chaos

We discuss the shooting at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, a wealthy person who justifies shoplifting from Whole Foods, and an anti-Semitic act at a New York High School. But The Drag Queens Are The Problem shows a number of people committing crimes against kids (none of whom are drag queens), a medical student who paid for school with an AI MAGA influencer he created, and Elizabeth Smart is looking swole! A boy killed a tourist by throwing a statue off of a balcony, an NYC cop won't be charged for killing a man while applying lip gloss, and we review the Netflix Hulk Hogan docuseries.

Segues & Callbacks

We use all of the tricks at our disposal to talk about an Amazon worker dying at one of their warehouses, an American YouTuber getting prison time in South Korea, and Trump's AI Jesus photo. Eric Swallwell spent campaign funds on booze and Vegas hotels, a man was sentenced to 438 years for crimes against kids, and a FL doctor has been charged after fatally removing the wrong organ! A Texas mom of 3 has been charged with helping her husband run a prostitution ring. a Florida teacher has been charged with assaulted a special needs student, and NJ Transits fares to scheduled to peak during the World Cup. We also review what we're watching!

The Work Is 400% Important

We celebrate our 400th episode with voicemails and videos of congratulations as well as a premiere music video from our producer, Matt! Philly is treating food delivery robots exactly how you thought they would, a child died due to parental neglect, and Brian brings on an unfortunate Sponsor of the Week. Trump is still trying to take the Strait, Melania distanced herself from Epstein, and Eric Swalwell is facing accusations of his own! A dad died of cancer thanks to his insurance company, NJ housing prices continue to spike, and a Minnesota man was convicted of eating his own mother. In our But The Drag Queens Are The Problem segment, we still don't have any drag queens, but we do have two policemen, a teacher, and a taekwondo instructor during horrible things to children!

Brian's Late, But The Events Are Current

Brian finally reappeared for a special Wednesday night show! We talk about Trump and the war in Iran, Pam Bondi getting fired, and Kristi Noem's husband getting outed. A woman used AI for her campaign photo, the Five Guys CEO handed out bonuses to his employees, and the Gilgo Beach Killer confessed to his crimes. Artemis II circled the moon, there was a stabbing at a Philly Planet Fitness, and a woman who had sex with identical twins may never know who the father of her baby is! A Florida bus driver almost let a bus full of kids get hit by a train, we share our beefs, and we prepare for episode 400!

Armed (and Unarmed) and Dangerous

Brian's back from overseas and telling us about his time in the Red Light District! A quad amputee cornhole player allegedly shot someone to death, a robot dancer slapped a child, and Mike Lindell is getting sued once again. The Gilgo Beach killer is getting close to a plea deal, a cheerleading pioneer died playing pickleball, and Trump's claim of talking to a former president about Iran was debunked. A delivery robot crashed into a bus shelter in Chicago, a girl drowned at a Florida AirBnB, and Polymarket bettors threatened a reporter for reporting the news! A Brooklyn preschool director stole millions from her school, Philly bars can stay open until 4 AM this summer, and we talk about what we're watching!